Best variation on "shyster" I've ever heard:
"That's kind of shystie." -Steven

"I had a real j-ass." -Amie
I had to deal with several j-asses myself today.

Reference to Mark Ruffalo's "sad-cuteness/cute-sadness" in some review.

In other news:
My gay boyfriend is moving away to be with his gay boyfriend and I am sad.