30 Rock Thoughts:

So funny!

Jenna: The 'The Hair?'

Jack: When I was your age I was putting myself through college paddling swan boats for tourists.
Kenneth Ellen: Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?

Liz: This is new for me. I don't really hang out with superfluously handsome gentleman in kick-ass elevator lofts.
(That actor was superfluously handsome - sheesh!)

Liz: What's your game friend?

Referring to those guys as "The Head" and "The Hair" was the best. It reminded me of the kind of odd nicknames I've randomly assigned people over the years, my favorite one probably being "The Asshole from Cuesta." TAFC turned out to be a nice guy named Jeff, yet I will always refer to him as TAFC. Liz Lemon saying she was a "Head plus" was so perfect.

Also:
I want a "Screw Penicillin" shirt. (Gervais podcast reference)